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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Florescent Light

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.
Richard had a great florescent light last night.
by Coldstone69er June 28, 2023
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Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.
Man I could really use a cunt light right now.
by bigballaAP November 29, 2021
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Night Light

A night light makes light in the dark. Pretty cool right?
I will turn off my night light because it's day. Oh well gotta get to work real quick.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Hold your light

"Hold your light" in racial terms means for the black people to stay away from white people
African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.
by Lisaluv April 4, 2023
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lights out

de zavala mid school's light's went out and i heared from a 7th grader that it was actually fun she said when the lights came on they were in the gym playing a game but the lights went off again and everyone yelled yay and then the lights came back on
by bitchyasfuck January 19, 2021
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Light hour

Anywhere from 30-59 minutes
“Yeah I’ll be over in a light hour”
How long?”
“30-59 minutes
by Grant Scott Hansen October 21, 2025
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