Kentucky Finger Trap

when you dock with a gump

i got myself stuck in a kentucky finger trap yesterday

by Sexy man is good January 5, 2023

Kentucky Coonhole

When you stick both thumbs into your girls butt at the same time, then she turns around and you draw circles around her eyes with the poo. Then you run outside to get away from her and knock over the trash can

Landon injured himself on the back end of doing the Kentucky Coonhole.

by LY67KC January 7, 2023

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky

"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"

by Toe_knuckles March 16, 2023

kentucky headhunter

A person named Brandon who is from Kentucky and is a headhunter. Do you see that Kentucky headhunter with the big head? A Kentucky headhunter is hunting for his soul mate.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone looking for a purpose in life.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone who's going extremely bald.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone looks like a bobble head.

by Kentucky Headhunter April 16, 2023

Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023

Kentucky Snickers bar

The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.

Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.

by DirkDiggler13 April 27, 2023