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Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!
Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!
by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018
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Jacob

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.
by razlze April 18, 2022
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Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024
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Jacob Kernehed

Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun
Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok
by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021
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Jacob westfall

A gay negro who finishes insider her sister puss and she's mad about it.
Jacob westfall Banged hrr grandma and didn't finish.
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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