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Jacob

Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.
Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
by Infinitos December 29, 2019
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Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob
by SexySwag January 11, 2022
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Jacob Joyce

Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
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Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond
Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”
by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019
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Jacob

An amazing boyfriend and all around person that is always there when you need him. He didn't even mind that I was sucking a candy cane while typing this.
Jacob is hot as fuck.
by brookiecookie17 December 28, 2021
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Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.
Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.
by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024
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Jacob, Ren and Frank

3 people that cause chaos, and is both of them are soulmates.

No one can separate them
Jacob = Flame
Frank = Water
Ren = Earth
Jacob, Ren and Frank is pure chaotic.
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