Mads

A guy at your work that spills coffee everywhere

(me): hi mads
(mads): *spills coffee*
(me)-_-

by Yeetmastapotetoekid November 25, 2019

mads and kels

Two girls who are the funniest girls when together. They can make eachother laugh but when they argue, things can go very down hill but luckily, they don’t argue much. Kels and Mads are super pretty girls who both have boys falling left and right for them

guy 1: Bro! Have u Seen Mads and Kels
guy2: yeh. they’re so pretty bro

by broski752 November 30, 2019

Hoes Mad

When your hoe gets angry because you sleep with her sister

My hoes mad because I slept with her sister Adzy

by Urbandicmaster December 2, 2019

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Hoes mad

Is when a hoe is mad for nun.

Katrina: why is she/he mad

Aliciya: because hoes madd

by Idfwuh December 29, 2019

March Madness

A fun with your friends watching some basketball.Until your bracket gets busted and you break your tv.

My March Madness bracket is busted

by Little Timmy boi March 28, 2019

mad dog

AUSTRALIAN ICON

AYYY MAD DOG OI OI OI OI OI FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CAMERA BOYO AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by biglad March 28, 2019