Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

by Spektangle March 26, 2008

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018

I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024

Goat

A goat is x

X Is the goat

by Ok it’s ok to be ok May 4, 2021

deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023

Fat goat

A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked

“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”

—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”

by Corn man14 March 1, 2023