Emily

A crackhead with crackhead energy. Runs into stop signs.

Emily: “I just ordered thirty frying pans from Amazon!”

Susan Michelle Abigail Marie: “Omg Emily you’re such a crackhead!”

by BurnTheHomosexuals February 11, 2022

Emily

The worst name to possibly have.

Emily is the worst name

by rexxiscool February 13, 2022

Emily Bennie

Rat

Emily Bennie is a rat

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Emily

Emily is a Number 6/10 that hates the Lorax and loves tall boys. She loves horses and stardust LEDs. She is the coolest girl you will meet and is talented at performing British exorcisms. She hates Riverdale but watches it anyways because she’s so bored. She has 1820482928 siblings and is the oldest child. Her dog is so lazy but she loves him anyways. She has African and Asian heritage and her grandmother loves to scream in Arabic.

Person: OMG Look at that person screaming in Arabic!
Emily: Oh yeah sorry that’s my grandma

by Gracikins_Stan March 9, 2022

Emily Myers’s

Always on her phone.

“Emily Myers’s” is always on her phone

by Da baby lit March 10, 2022

emily

someone who radiates the most love in the world

i'm emily, so i love my friend patty more than patty loves me even though she says she does, its impossible

by amogus.p0rn March 11, 2022

Emily

The fattest bitch in the world

Who’s that fat bitch?
Oh that’s emily

by anonymous March 14, 2022