A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
Get the Dutch Maidenmug. by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
Get the Behind the scenes Dutch ruddermug. A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 April 21, 2018
Get the Dutch and fuckmug. by Steely foxe May 18, 2014
Get the dutch hurricanemug. Similar to a circle jerk but with dutch rudders; a collection of men giving each other a dutch rudders in a group
-I heard you guys had a jerk off
- no we just gave each other {dutch rudders
- oh, it was a dutch harbor
- no we just gave each other {dutch rudders
- oh, it was a dutch harbor
by That_One_Guy_You_Know May 10, 2015
Get the Dutch Harbormug. by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023
Get the Sheldon dutchmug. A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.
"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015
Get the Dutch Touchmug.