Douche Canoe 

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

Douche Canoe by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022

Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo

Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.

Douche bag a roo by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005

douche chill 

the feeling after receiving a harsh come back or rejection

as larry picks up the phone to call his girlfreind he realizes when it only rings twice that she ignored his call

Larry:Oh my shit, that bitch just side buttoned me
Dick:Douche Chill!

douche chill by stfutrick September 30, 2005

douche bag 

A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.

That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.

douche bag by John Gibbs September 10, 2006

douche wiggle 

Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!

Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.

Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.

douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008

Douche Bin 

Douche Bin is level 4 of the act of being a douche.

You're A Douche Bin

Douche Bin by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

douche hammer 

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

douche hammer by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007