Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

by B Talented April 28, 2011

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch

by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

frankly my dear i don't give a fuck

Quote from the film Poetic Justice
Tupac Shakurs version from the famous movie quote from the film Gone with the wind

Janet Jackson- They still gon' fuck you up!
Tupac- STFU and get your ass in the car
Regina King- Chicago! Tell Lucky to stop fighting with Justice
2Pac- Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck

by Big Brawler April 18, 2017

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010