charlie: ayo i think i love them
person b: platonically or romantically?
charlie: oh, totally romantically
*few days later*
charlie: nvm its platonic
person b: platonically or romantically?
charlie: oh, totally romantically
*few days later*
charlie: nvm its platonic
by sirchemical October 2, 2021
Get the charliemug. The act of shitting into someone's and then the person with shit in their mouth gives you a blow job.
Legend has it, if you give Dwayne "the rock" Johnson and Muddy Charlie, Jesus himself will strike down a plague of acid rain on the entire world for an entire year.
by Username_4512 August 8, 2017
Get the muddy charliemug. ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)
by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021
Get the charlie my dadmug. 
A creature, only seen occasionally but has a strange sense of humour- donāt get too close; or he might hiss or sploog ink all over you! Has a crusty bed, better off sleeping on the floor...
by FredLuck December 31, 2018
Get the Charliemug. 
Someone who is most likely exhausted. Exhausted from all the different pop culture references they have to keep track of with their name. Most Charlies are 100 years old, but for the few who still are sentient enough to use the internet, they have been through a lot in the last 10 years.
Every Charlie under 20 has at some point had their boss say āCharles in charge!ā Or āSorry Charlie!ā, only to follow it up with āyouāre probably too young to get the reference!ā But all Charlies do. Because every employer/authority figure in their entire life has gone through the same pattern, recognizing quotes from old commercials, and then recognizing how old they are.
All Charlies remember the period from 2007-2009 when people would continuously tell them that āweāre on a bridgeā or āitās a leoplurodonā, only for that to be replaced with the 2009-2011 fad of asking to bite their finger in the worst Tiny Tim impression possible. Every time Charlieās name is mentioned, both of these videos are patronizingly introduced to Charlie as if Charlie has never seen or heard of it.
These events have made all Charlies have a strong bond due to their universal experience, and it is very common for Charlies to have the exact same stories about how people interact with their name. As bearers of the original meme-name, this makes Charlies more empathetic towards other people who have had their name borrowed, such as Daniel, and to a lesser extend people actually named Karen.
Every Charlie under 20 has at some point had their boss say āCharles in charge!ā Or āSorry Charlie!ā, only to follow it up with āyouāre probably too young to get the reference!ā But all Charlies do. Because every employer/authority figure in their entire life has gone through the same pattern, recognizing quotes from old commercials, and then recognizing how old they are.
All Charlies remember the period from 2007-2009 when people would continuously tell them that āweāre on a bridgeā or āitās a leoplurodonā, only for that to be replaced with the 2009-2011 fad of asking to bite their finger in the worst Tiny Tim impression possible. Every time Charlieās name is mentioned, both of these videos are patronizingly introduced to Charlie as if Charlie has never seen or heard of it.
These events have made all Charlies have a strong bond due to their universal experience, and it is very common for Charlies to have the exact same stories about how people interact with their name. As bearers of the original meme-name, this makes Charlies more empathetic towards other people who have had their name borrowed, such as Daniel, and to a lesser extend people actually named Karen.
I sent Charlie this cute video from 10 years ago about this baby biting his brotherās finger and Iāve never seen such a look of weathered exasperation in his eyes!
by Sulungskwa November 24, 2021
Get the Charliemug.