Captain Cracker
Captain Cracker by lil Buddha September 6, 2013
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moist cracker
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
moist cracker by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013
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uncocky cocker
Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
uncocky cocker by LeAlex January 26, 2014
star cracker
star cracker by TechMedia December 10, 2015
toasty cracker
A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
toasty cracker by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016
Anus cracker
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
Anus cracker by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016