Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

boner nut

when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)

billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011