by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020
Get the Stoner Bonermug. The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021
Get the Loner Bonermug. When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.
by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021
Get the Shitty Bonermug. by Rod Savage January 29, 2018
Get the boner oilmug. Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
by SapDMan January 29, 2017
Get the boner solsticemug. by <==3r1 June 22, 2019
Get the boner nutmug. The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.
1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.
Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.
2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!
Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.
2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!
Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011
Get the Party Bonermug.