Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

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Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

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Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

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Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011

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Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

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