Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time

Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.

by sHaggy642 October 01, 2021

Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.

The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Granola Bar

What C2s create friendships for.

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.

C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021