No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

Cave Boner

A sexually aroused vagina.

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.

by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022

Daniel Boner

a sad kid at a melbourne school and is a valorant kid

Girl: hey daniel Boner, why is there a noose around your head?

by Sexosu November 16, 2022

guilt boner

When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.

My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.

by Haolepino November 18, 2022

Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

Stank boner

When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.

Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.

Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.

by Crackheadniggerpenis October 9, 2022