Nick

the very definition of a bitch in all ways of the word. he'll assault you then cry about it when he gets in shit. the fakest person youll ever meet. a follower, not a leader and will always drone a popular person. smells like shit and lives like shit. he'll do shit to you and then be suprised by what happens. he can make ok jokes but thats about it. also nicks love engineering, technology ,absolutely LOVES video games(15hrs a day 'love'). basically to sum it up, you either hate this guys guts, pity him, or you just tolerate him

person 1: "yo did you hear what brian did?"

person 2: "no, whats going on?"
person 1: " hes acting like a real nick right now"
person 2: "aww i dont need another shit sack today"
person 1: "yea, 1 nicks enough"

by eatshitnick September 28, 2021

Nick

Nick is a cool, clumsy guy who is insanely gay. He loves anyone named Connor, and only like one woman who is his French teacher.

He's gay.

"NICK is so in love with Connor!"

by MaddyB<33 November 11, 2022

Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Nick

The one dude that will simp for a girl named Raven.

And steal your fucking bagel.

Did you hear about that dude named nick thats willing to take a dildo for a girl named Raven? Motherfucker stole my bagel.

by dProximity June 19, 2020

Nick

A Nick is the best person you could ever know. He is kind, considerate, and puts everyone else's needs above his own. He looks out for his people, and is an extremely creative soul. Occasionally, a Nick will get a little down, but this is a perfect opportunity to repay all the kindness he's shown. A Nick is boisterous, fun, and silly. If you're friends with a Nick, count yourself blessed.

Who is screaming?

Oh, that's just Nick, don't worry. He's having a good time.

by Ellybot February 6, 2021

Nick

Fat sweaty dumb fuck who stinks up an entire room in seconds. Tries to come up with catch phrases to make you think he’s worth $80,000 a year. Replaceable by items such as: two rocks, a traffic cone and a bag of meat.

I used toilet paper to wipe the nick out of my ass.

by Deeznoots August 15, 2022

Nick Mamone

Someone who will fuck your wife, mom, sister, grandmother and any women (of age) in your family.

Wow man your such a dick Nick Mamone

by Eatmyass42069Bitch December 3, 2019