Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019

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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes

Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt

by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020

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Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!

by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022

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Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved

nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz

by tapmw October 15, 2025

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