Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Bowl rocker

When you have to drop a massive dump in the toilet.

I ate way too much taco bell, i’m going to go drop a bowl rocker in the toilet.

by ItsRobbieP April 13, 2021

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Bowl stacking

When the muscles of the vagina are cut in a bowl shape, and are stacked on top of each other.

Bill: Mary and Jane had a Bowl Stacking session.
Tom: Damn how will they have sex now?

by Saladass1337 June 18, 2016

Large bowl

A very big and round bowl, it looks like someones fat ass. It could almost be bigger.... jkjk

person: im going to use this large bowl to measure his ass
other person: wow the bowl is bigger

by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021

Swisher bowl

A bong bowl mixed with weed and tobacco.

You want some of this?
Nah, I only do swisher bowls.

by PWcrash November 16, 2018

bowl-locked

bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.

dude i had some mexican food last night and k was bowl-locked all morning the next day.

by Sgt T November 17, 2020