Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.
by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.
by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.
by Realmilfhours March 24, 2022

When your sister walks in on you stroking your schlong to goth femboy hooters workers, so you shit in your hand and thundercunt it at her. She retaliates by stripping naked, shitting in her hand, rubbing it on her vagina, before throwing it at you. You then proceed to have a shit covered makeout sesh.
by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025

A Dirty Webby is whilst shagging a sheep just before you blow your load, stuff a key of coke up yours and the sheeps nose supply you with a fantastic orgasm
by Sesh Gremlin 6u89 July 17, 2021

The sexual act of howling like a monkey to someone's anus while the person is having diarrhoea, coating the person's face in shit. Can be done to a guy or a girl.
by devondalebro February 10, 2020

When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
by OLAPIR January 27, 2024
