National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
Get the national grab boobs daymug. Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
Get the Goodbye Sober Daymug. by Kingmero June 10, 2022
Get the National Grace Daymug. February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.
by Anonymous source 18638 February 18, 2024
Get the February 18 (National Trio Day)mug. Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Italian and Indigenous People Daymug. by natestavely May 6, 2024
Get the Sam Daymug. From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
Get the Appreciate your Freakster Daymug.