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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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National Jroy Day

A day where telegram users and discord users casually celebrate the life of @TheRealJroyValid Via IG hosted every year on April 16th
Oh no, today is April 16th !? We need to do something it’s National Jroy Day!
by Iambam23 May 24, 2023
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Girlfriend day

This day is on June 13th and it’s when you and your girlfriend do something together which is special to you both or buy her something special to her
Me: *gives gift*

Gf: What was that for?

Me: girlfriend day silly
by Trina Coghail June 7, 2021
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National Delanie Sends Nudes Day

I’m Delanie! It’s national delanie sends nudes day! I should send my significant other nudes!
by TheKingOfSunnyD October 28, 2020
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National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone
Today is National sex day ? you down 😏
by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019
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