National titty pic day

August 5th is the official send a titty pic day. On this day, women would traditionally send a picture of their breasts to you.

Person 1: Happy national titty pic day!
Person 2: happy national titty pic day to you too! *sends picture of her tiddies to person 1*

by OfficialStreetDictionary August 5, 2022

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

Tof Reknin Day

The day when you're finally able to get your hard revenge for being wronged.

Tough Reckoning Day.

Tuff Reckonin' Day.

Tof Reknin Day.

You know that guy who took the parking space I was waiting on? When I get my hands on that guy it'll be a Tof Reknin Day.

by nugget March 16, 2005

national booty pic day

the date April 25 when you request a picture containing the buttocks from a friend, spouse, or sibling

“bro i just got booty pics from my sister for national booty pic day”
“brooo thats soo cool “

by papicabinet April 25, 2019

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021