Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.

Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY

by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

Joe Buffa Day

Day to celebrate Joe Buffa
Celebrated on December 13

Gianna Fazio:OMG did you know that its Joe Buffa day??
Aidan Cinardi:Gee Wilikers! I cant wait to coress his small little peen with my fingers

by Joe Buffa December 1, 2023

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

Four Seasons In One Day

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned

My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day

by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Be mean to your gf day

June 26

“Baby spend time with me “
“No”
“Why baby”
“Cause It’s be mean to your gf day

by Mrshifu June 26, 2022