fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.

We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.

by Highsmith March 8, 2019

fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk

please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex

by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

Fucking

1. A fucking word you can put every-fucking-where and it stills make fucking sense. It is commonly used to express a very large array of feelings to reinforce the effect.

2. Austrian village, at the north of Tarsdorf. It has been renamed "Fugging" in 2020 due to the amount of tourists coming in the city to see it's sign.

3. Verb. Being top in a sexual activity.

1.
(Joy) - «I fucking love this!»
(Anger) - «Just start this fucking engine!»
(Fear) - «This will fucking kill us.»
(Envy) - «I fucking need it!»

2.
«Hey, let's go to Fucking!
-You mean Fugging?»

3.
«I fuck girlfriend.»
«I fucked my girlfriend.»
«I am fucking my girlfriend.»

by Loupitalia January 19, 2021