by HungSHRIMP69 August 13, 2023

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021

A midget simp with a pepperoni stuck up his anus. The small creature enjoys licking fingers whilst urinating.Also his head is made from mozzarella.
by Dirty Thao July 12, 2020

by FSubby March 19, 2015

the act of putting a penis inside of a dolphins ass then cummin in its nose then putting an apple up your ass.
by anonymous September 6, 2021

When you’re going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.
Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024
