Twerk Day

On April 15th it’s TWERK day

We gon twerk on twerk day?

by Spooder-man April 12, 2019

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

National Kiss Day

Kiss whoever and whenever you want on October 24

Yo you totally kiss her on National Kiss Day

by Akefromtheblock October 23, 2019

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024

Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.

I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.

by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019