dirty kristaps

when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag

that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps

by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021

dirty mykel

When a retired but consenting and invalid person , is being forcefully powerbombed onto a bed of tomatoes, to make salsa .. the onions will be added later peppers optional...

When a toothless old woman found herself alone after he husbands passing she could only emotionally survive on dirty mykels due to her husbands passing as she was accustomed a certain lifestyle ... She was not doing it for money just to live/feel a familiar warmth..

by Nick 123456789 August 12, 2023

dirty maykie

When you drink a man's pee and spit in his face

Wanna do the dirty maykie with me

by James from Cape Town September 7, 2021

Dirty Devonta

The acting of sucking dick making a man cum in five minutes or less.

Last night this thick guy dirty devontaed me.

by Blue Lighting September 17, 2021

Dirty Gwen

When the room is spinning and you're upside down in a full Nelson after she just tossed you across the room and pinned you to the floor, you just got a Dirty Gwen done to ya!

I thought I was in for a romantic evening of soft sensual sex, but then all of the sudden I was upside down in a full Nelson and she whispered in my ear, you just got a dirty Gwen! Who's your daddy now?!

by Chaos eternal April 6, 2023

A dirty pepperoni

A guy who is very desirable

Damn, that guy is such a dirty pepperoni, I definitely would.

by NinaPepperina May 27, 2022

Dirty Zoe

When a female gets shit and farts inside her vag and then has sex, while having a turd inside of her and slowly letting the farts go out of her vag. (May feel itchy)

Ayo i had a dirty zoe with a girl last night, man it was so warm and nice, but sometimes kinda itchy...

by why would you care about me December 23, 2022