Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Knox

Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.

U get so much pussy are you Tom Knox?

by Beerfungi December 19, 2022

Tom Holland

the perfect human

I wish tom holland was here right now

by Loontje_ April 16, 2020

Tom Denman

A werid man who if he is not out finding his dad he is on a table simping for a girl who doesn’t like him. If you confront this man on what he is doing you won’t get far because he will speed of on his sisters wheelchair. Rumour has it this man’s father ran away as soon as he realised Tom Denman looked like a lanky Troy tynnan

Tom Denman is such a weirdo

by Kendo dd January 22, 2022

Tom

Is to share lots of p*** with your friends

Don't worry I'll sort you out with some porn I wil Tom you.

by Jamzzzzzz December 8, 2019

Tom Round

A wannabee stima male who lies about smoking weed cuz he is jealous of his fuckup of a m8 david

Person1: Is that Tom Round?
Person2: Yea he never smoked weed like he said
Person1: What a wetty

by A simp for jamie September 27, 2022

Tom

Tom is a boy who loves to swim he is nice funny and loves his family. He a loving person.

#tom #hot #loving #swimmer

by Hihihu January 14, 2018