national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

Food

A codename used for drugs used by roadmen in the UK.

Roadman: Wah Gwaan, You got the food innit?
Supplier: Yea bruv 20 kilos, sell it all by the end of the month
Roadman: Yea Fam mandem absolute madness at selling, don’t worry bruv,
Supplier: Aight that’s it bruv
Roadman: In a bit yea
Supplier: Love Fam

by TopBoy420 October 17, 2020

story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Food Stickler

Someone who monitors/watches the amount of food you eat .

Liz: *buys pizza and wings for friends* "We can at least get 3 slices"

Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*

by chickenp September 16, 2017

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food

Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him

by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017