WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.
Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.
Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;
*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.
Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;
*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist
*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023

Is a big smoker...Likes to tell u that u are hot,beautiful, cute and will call u baby..But u txt him hes always with a girl ..Tells u hes not in a thing with anyone and doesnt want one😂😂 Leaves u on read or open...He is someone who cares when he wants too.But is not there to help u all the way..He likes to play with u in a pleasant way..He might tell u he likes u..But, he says that to alot of girls....
by Jess_roch@ September 18, 2020

THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.
by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019
