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Mark

Your new name is mark....shoulda stood on your word../should have paid your debts those guys are calling you mark ..
by Artistseye October 21, 2020
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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Mark ass

A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
"Man fuck them mark ass bitches"

"Navid? That mark ain't worth half a shit don't worry about him"
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
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Mark

Mark is a cretin

The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and dosent contribute anything to society.
You’re rather cretinous, you must be a Mark
by TrainLover3000 November 21, 2021
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twerk marks

When someone twerks against a wall with enoughbforce to both rub the paint off while simultaneously embedding the fabric color into the wall
Damn, what happened to your wall?

Man, Big Frita was so drunk last night that when he new Mr. Ghetto song played, she left twerk marks on my bedroom wall!
by Dah Baussss March 14, 2014
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Mark

A guy you shouldn’t date
If his name is mark 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
by iaann November 22, 2021
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Mark

Mark was a quiet/silent person
Mark:...
by Maia Maiestas May 14, 2022
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