Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob Elordi

The hottest man alive.

Gosh he is such a Jacob Elordi.

by love.r February 24, 2024

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

jacob rubin

the hottest person ever

Hey did you see Jacob Rubin today?

by eliesa, jacobs girlfriend May 24, 2022

Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob bode

A stud
A big dick

Gets alot of pussy

Likes girls

Konners a fag

Jacob bode is cool
Jacob bode has a big dick

by Jacob bode November 26, 2017