one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

run car snow pen

A joke so dirty, only Swedes can understand

Ey dude can you say: 🏃🏼🚗❄️✏️?
Run car snow pen?

by Anonymus 1975 December 11, 2016

Too far Blue car

When someone goes too far, the saying is "Too far Blue car" because every word rhymes unlike the term "too far red car" which was coined by a special ed student known as Matt.

"That was Too far Blue Car!"

by Correct Man July 26, 2022

I wash de car

Something that Dhar Mann fans say in his live stream chat.

RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car

by kingknb December 15, 2021

Too far Blue car

A saying used when someone goes way too far and crosses the line.

"Did you hear that Matt beat his wife?"
"Woah man, too far blue car!"

by Correct Man July 28, 2022

Rock Star Car Wash

After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.

Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.

by Deeznutsbecleannow October 13, 2011

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003