Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!
Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!
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Get the Corn slut mug.A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
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