Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.
After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”
by Seppsters November 20, 2020
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Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear
He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.
by Steeatsea March 28, 2020
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Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
by santa mcrape claus December 28, 2021
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lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.
“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”
by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023
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Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 30, 2013
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Rusty Dusty

A Rusty Dusty is when someone lays on their shoulders with their anus facing upward (it helps to lean against a wall), then player 2 places an amount of their powdered drug of choice onto the anus of player 1. Next, player 2 takes a funnel and aims the wide end at player 1s anus while inserting the thin end into one nostril while covering the other. Once all participants are in position, player one releases the biggest fart they can possibly muster, sending a plume of powdered narcotics into the funnel which is then sucked into the nose of player 2.
"man that party last night was wild."

"yeah I know bro, u see Barb joining in on that rusty dusty?!"

"Yeah man, that was probably the rustiest dusty I've ever seen!"
by lewis1991 May 29, 2020
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