European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

train

a dick

she rode his train

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 3, 2023

Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.

My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.

by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

long black train

Large black man meat

Last weekend I wanted a long black train. It was such a large dick.

by Long black train May 6, 2023

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Look at the caboose on that train!

Similar to "want some fries with that shake?"
Phrase for complenting a female's bottom

*pretty lady walks by*
"Damn Johnny, look at the caboose on that train!"

by FireUpTheGrill April 5, 2019