Zoom Bros

two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic

Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this

*Carter sends the Zoom link*

by zoomin with the groomin January 26, 2021

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bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

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build a bro

The opposite of build a bitch, a fictional place where you can build your perfect partner physically.

‘This isn’t build a bro, my body is my body’

by Hagshahdjjd March 14, 2021

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joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking

joe the bro has many hoes

by jdm_joe April 20, 2021

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Bro seat

The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.

"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."

by Bondsmith April 22, 2021

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Golf bro

Similar and closely related to a dude bro, the golf bro spends his time discussing golf, drinking at golf courses and running over fellow golf bros with golf carts

man that golf bro just leveled three bros before putting the cart in the lake

by Datsu smallcoch May 18, 2021

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