Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.

Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?

by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020

neck bliss

a neck bliss is the very ends of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck

"fuck you bitch you get no respek-bliss thats why hop is coming for your neck bliss" ill by the hopson 8

by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017

elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022

Drop dat neck

To bob your head to a song.

Hey Josh this my favorite song, I'm gonna drop dat neck.

by Vön February 1, 2023

wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014