normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.

“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”

by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022

Salty warm milk

It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

by [NAME REDACTED] March 11, 2021

detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

strawberry milk bath

After ejaculating in a menstruating vagina, fist her until she squirts. The mixture of the blood, semen and her juices will give you a bath.

Next time your girl is on her period, give her a strawberry milk bath. She'll love you forever .

by N8 March 10, 2017

a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

spilt my milk

When you somehow accidentally squirt out your titty juice.

Brad: *punches sarah In the chest*

Sarah: "Oh my god, I just spilt my milk cause of you"

by spilt_tiddy_juice November 22, 2019

Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

by milk bar February 2, 2010