Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.
"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022
Get the That time of monthmug. by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006
Get the cat timemug. Me: Hey you guys come try this new drink I just made up called the times square!
You Guys: MMMM that's delish!
You Guys: MMMM that's delish!
by Jam426 March 5, 2009
Get the The Times Squaremug. by Ishtar28 October 14, 2017
Get the Kat Timemug. by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009
Get the hobby timemug. Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.
*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."
by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009
Get the Grandma Timemug. Joni. I cant beleive you have ended the relationship
Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
by Joni#ffw September 28, 2018
Get the Zero Timemug.