Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.

I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.

Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.

by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Treason Against Humanity

The concoction of crimes that amounts to betrayal of the human race, including but not limited to: Treason, Crimes Against Humanity, Human Trafficking, prolific distribution of dangerous drugs, and systemic and sustained economic class warfare.

The faggot politicians and billionaires from this period will be most remembered for committing Treason Against Humanity for ruining countries and trying to replace humans with artificial intelligence crap. Their failure to take solving problems seriously for such a long time will forever be condemned.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025