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south aiken high school 

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.
person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)
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Westmont High School 

Westmont High school is a school located in a suburb of chicago known to be shaped like a penis.
girl "Good thing we go to Lyons township and not westmont high school"
boy "why"
girl "Because I heard Westmont high school is shaped like a penis"

Smithtown High School West 

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.

Wellington High School 

WHS.
Go wolverines.. They say...

No school spirit, A place where the football team sucks, SGA is annoying as fuck, and the rules are irrational. A school where girls AND guys get dress code for their shorts being to short. No shorts, no leggings, no tank tops. Did I mention Wellington is in SOUTH FUCKING FLORIDA where it is usually over 90 degrees? It's a Quite diverse school regarding social classes. 80% rich white kids who ride horses and the other 20% who are poor. probably the only school in the country that girls get judged on how much their purse costs, and where it is socially unacceptable to wear back packs.

Go wolverines... They say..

Western Alamance High School 

A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.
Oh yeah, Western Alamance High School? I've heard of that. MY emo redneck friend loves it.

Cypress bay high school 

A nice school campus in Weston with really good classes and good teachers. Population is mostly whites and Hispanics and you might find a black or Asian person once in a while. The security guards think they’re the swat team but in reality they don’t even have guns. All the girls wear booty shorts and crop tops or claim to be an “e girl”. Then you have those people who are stuck in the 90s trend. There’s no interracial dating. Everyone’s last name is Garcia. All the white girls fetish the black guys. The white boys don’t consider being lightskin black. Everyone says nigga. Everyone juuls but in reality never smoked weed in their life. Everyone owns white filas. Cheerleaders are fake asf and SGA is just favorites and blondes. The school has 5000 students which most of them don’t even live in weston or are even legal.
Cypress bay high school kids:
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen

Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......

Penn Cambria High School 

The only school with 98% dirty, 1.5% preps, and .5% normal students. Usually used in jokes when one says something stupid, or can not spell a simple word. You can tell a PC student from other schools by making them spell or do a simple math equation.
"HAH, You must have went to penn cambria high school!"