A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022

blue haired taehyung

honestly the superior hair color tae's ever had :)

girl 1; damn have you seen blue haired taehyung???
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me

by mendö January 24, 2020

McDonalds hair line

A hair line that is in the shape of an M.

Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line

by Harry Hart June 6, 2022

dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022