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Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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"i am lonely and think that no one will ever want me in my life."

"real"
by theoneidiot March 4, 2023
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A word often used to tell others that they relate to whatever they go through. It’s often used in TIk Tok comments whenever someone posts about their poor mental health and or state.
Person #1: “Every day I wake up wishing I didn’t”

Person #2: “real”
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real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023
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Real.

A way to express yourself in a very simple way. It can mean that you relate to such or it can also be a cry for help.
"I always think about suicide."

"Real."
by N031 March 21, 2023
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Mom: Did you fuck your dad last night

Me: Real
Dad: Real
by Cao Cibai March 24, 2023
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Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.
"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.
by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023
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