A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.
"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014
by cummasterchum May 08, 2020
Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
by persoonannana February 12, 2018
by Uranus:) April 19, 2024
The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021