Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

Cum Wipper

A milky leaf blower

Get out the cum wipper!

by frozencat July 24, 2022

cum twister

When you ejaculate into a blender and make a cum smoothie and serve it to someone.

Draven is over here making Cum Twisters over here!!

DJM

by Captain horse cock March 27, 2017

Cum napkin

A guy with a beard.

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.

by Ronsta December 20, 2020

cum freedom

Cumming as many times as possible in a 24 hour period.

I love having cum freedom days with my partner(s).

by Pinky Slingerland July 23, 2019

Gladiator Cum

When you cum inside of a girl, you don't want her to get pregnant, so you call a friend to cum in her too. The opposing cum will then fight to the death.

I had to call up my boi for a gladiator cum because the condom broke.

by donkeydaddy February 24, 2018