grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.
person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."
by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019
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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )
Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️
by SharksFanLG March 15, 2022
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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 04, 2022
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pancake in a biscuit

When 2 people obviously are attracted to each other but try and make it subtle. It is normally used as a code word to cue an inside joke between a group of people.
Cody yells, "Pancake in a biscuit!" as he notices Jon and Kate are at it again.
by Whaddupfam August 20, 2015
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Biscuit down a hallway

In this fun phrase the biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents a homosexual male's enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anal walls to the size of a "hallway".
Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway.
by Leviethan March 15, 2016
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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018
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nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".
Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.
by urgengga February 01, 2023
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