Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Little biscuit

A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex

Ha little biscuit, how old are you?

by Bchbm August 15, 2018

fishy biscuit

A word dumbass people use to make other dumbass people laugh.

Girl 1:fishy biscuit
Girl 2:*laughs*

by Sassyshelbss October 11, 2016

biscuit

a person who is bland and boring; without personality

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.

by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

Kitties And Biscuits

What happens when a CAD student with a ghetto heart rhymes
about his love of kitties and biscuits..... Kitties And Biscuits happens If you music you will LOVE Kitties And Biscuits

Find Kitties And Biscuits Soon on Facebook and Youtube

Student1"Yo dude did you hear that goon in the back rappin about Kitties And Biscuits?"

Student2"Yeah dowg dat shits tight!"

"Kitties And Biscuits everyday all day"

by Kitties And Biscuits ∞ November 18, 2011