pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

Sickle pickles

A pickle to eat when your sick

Are You sick? Eat some sickle pickles to make you feel better.

by picklesForME August 6, 2023

Pickle Rick’d

Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.

Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.

by The fart throater September 14, 2022

pickled nutsack

when a guy doesn't shower for three days and his nuts get pickled in his own ball juices.

What's that smell? Pickled Nutsack.

by Butzen Katzen November 10, 2010

Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.

Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!

by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023

River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.

Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’

by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024

pickled tink

A drunk and/or geriatric person of gay persuasion.

"I don't want to date him, he is a pickled tink!"

by Trivii October 16, 2023