Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.

"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.

by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016

Snake

See Kevin Durant

KD was the biggest snake in nba history when he traded to the warriors

by Hondacivic2001 December 25, 2019

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Snake run

A snake run is where a female puts a baby mouse in her pussy and then gets a baby snake to go in to chase it. She doesn’t pull the snake out until it eats the mouse.

Yo bro I heard she’s into snake runs!

by Fxzzy June 18, 2018

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011